The Dude Dictionary
Okay this is a list of words/phrases and their dude definition. Justin, Phill, and I created this in math class (we were that bored) of Phill,and I’s 9th grade, and Justin’s 10th grade year…
some of the quotes are commentary in the book that we write in response to the words
(In order of when it was created)…(spelling I, almost, promise you is wrong but who cares its our dictionary we make spelling lol)…
Leiderhosen- suspender shorts wore by the germans…. or a state of awsomeness.
Zip code- area of the pants near the undergarments= you know what
Castopation- state of casteration or pain in the testicular area.
Mastication- chewing…..just sounds naughty
Plethora- alot of something
Douche bottle- bottle of douche…or a really unliked person
Shagg- just like in austin powers
Pussywillow- tree thingy…or a cowardly hippy
Haggot- a half faggot
Turdurken- half turkey, half chicken, half duck
Chlippopotomus- a chicken and a big thing
Fizzle- to stop paying attention to a girl/guy in order to make a unoticable break-up
Dangloodle- a dangily noodle
Quakjestion- a conjested duck or a very bad cooking of drugs…or engagement of relationship
Moobs- man boobs
Grimmyassnyuguh- A grimmy (stupid or stinky), ass (booty), nyuguh (ignorant mother F*****). Grimmy-ass-nigga
Truffle shuffle- a jiggle with a giggle
Puppy power- using dog blood as fuel
“LOL SWEET XD”
Nut hugger- midget that holds your jewels
“bowchicka….WTF?”
Jodie-Foster- a chick that talks like a man and flachulates alot…or a synonym for bullshit
Wemancipate- to throw ones love juices at a corporate building…discracing the building and glorifying that person, or to adopt or claim family (school family) by marriage (going out w someone) or the excessive action of intercourse ;)
example:
Dude I totally just wemancipated that ice cream truck!
Boggamahead- (made by someone at chess club in freshman year) a smart person who makes dumbass mistakes..or has shit for luck.
Winershnitzel- to spend time with your family ( school family, real family, or your girl)
Chicken pickle- sweet food, something fresh, or when animals get jiggy with it.
Mamma likes cookies- a term used in place of “oh god baby” or “YES!!” for sexual excitement or to express sexual pleasure… also used when really excited (innocently)
Sailors cough- when someone is high, sick, or insane
G-H-Jocker- A musician who only puts Guitar Hero or Rock Band songs in their set list
Jack- Penis
Quack..Rabbit- seeing someone in the nude “+)” “:]”
Slortch- whore/slut/bitch
Tiggle-bitty- bit o’l titty
Broke-back-stage- homo activities….behind the scenes
Littlee- being excessively little and cute
“adorable”
Welcome to the jungle- a male prostitute with crabs
Flappysack- Willam Wallace’s nuts
Daddy loves tacos- a term used for sexual gratification (for boys or dominant partners only) or a term to describe something you hate…when used in the right context
Bunny supurise- a bunny cake or a majic trick pants
Majic trick pants- one who can do mysterious wonder under his/her pants
David- a quickie…bang and get the F*** out
Gona-sypha-herpa-carble-aids- gonnoreah, syphallis, herpes, crabs, aids…combined
Dead men tell no tales- anybody who’s been in a “Kracken” who doesn’t want to discuss the horror they’ve seen in the abyss.
Broskiy- the Russian word for bro
Tsunami- a big penguin sized ejaculation….
“woah”
The dirty tomato- when you shit on a ginger kid
“haha we must”
Marzipan- cockfire…which is when something is amazing or when someone is sexy or does something excessively atractive, or arousal (you know what kind),mojo, love juice….or when you drop a duce…really cockfire or marzipan can mean anything its just mostly used to describe these things and things related.
Vroom Vroom party starter- (Obviously stolen from the commercial and given a definition) has relation to “marzipan” but more in place of phrases like “hey hey hey girl” or “hey pretty lady”. mostly common meaning is: a state of awsome partyness in a sexual manner.
Billyvarden-baruben-heizen- to express anger or to adress a “3” person “group.
